Key Features:
• 95% Polyester 5% Spandex – Stretchier than your morning yoga excuses
• Mid-Waist Fit – Keeps you looking snatched and snackable
• Vibrant All-Over Print – You’ll be spotted faster than your dog chasing a squirrel
• Flatlock Seams – Because uncomfortable seams are for amateurs
• White Thread Color – For that classy “I have my life together” contrast
Care Instructions:
– Hand wash gently like it’s your favorite wine-stained blouse
– Line dry (bonus: it looks fabulous fluttering in the breeze)
– No bleach (unless you’re into heartbreak and regret)
– No tumble dry, no dry cleaning, no iron—just like your will to socialize
Size Guide:
(All measurements refer to product dimensions – aka not your dog’s)
Imperial
| Size | Waist (in) | Hip (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 11.62 | 15.25 | 18.74 |
| S | 12.62 | 16.25 | 19.02 |
| M | 13.62 | 17.25 | 19.25 |
| L | 14.87 | 18.75 | 19.49 |
| XL | 16.37 | 20.00 | 19.76 |
| 2XL | 17.62 | 21.25 | 20.00 |
Pro Tip: Pair this skirt with your most dramatic sunglasses and a latte you don’t plan on drinking—because when you’re wearing this much confidence, caffeine is optional.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 11.62 | 12.62 | 13.62 | 14.87 | 16.37 | 17.62 |
| Outseam (w/o waistband), in | 18.74 | 19.02 | 19.25 | 19.49 | 19.76 | 20.00 |
| Hip width, in | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.25 |