Best Dog Mom Ever French Terry Hoodie for Maximum Barking Rights
$34.82 – $39.22
The Best Dog Mom Ever French Terry Hoodie is the holy grail of canine couture for humans. It’s lightweight enough for fetch duty but cozy enough to nap through your dog’s 4th zoomie session. With its comfy fit and eco-friendly sass, it says, “I run this dog household and I look fabulous doing it.”
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Best Dog Mom Hoodie, dog lover gift, eco friendly dog apparel, funny dog owner hoodie, unisex dog mom sweatshirt
Introducing the hoodie that says “I spoil my dog and look good doing it.” This isn’t just any hoodie—it’s a French terry hoodie, which basically means it speaks fluent comfort and elegance while wiping muddy paw prints off its sleeves like a pro. Crafted from a magical blend of cotton and recycled polyester, it’s lightweight enough to chase your dog across the yard, yet cozy enough to collapse in a heap afterward. With a three-panel hood, tear-away tag, and stitching more durable than your dog’s toy collection (RIP squeaky duck), this hoodie is the emotional support garment you didn’t know you needed.
Key Features:
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Fancy French Terry Fabric – Soft loops inside. Sleek on the outside. Basically a mullet, but in fabric form.
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Double Needle Stitching – So strong, even your dog’s zoomies can’t unravel it.
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Three-Panel Hood – Because your head deserves architectural support too.
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Dyed-to-Match Drawcord with Metal Grommets – Functional fashion for adjusting when your dog decides to bolt.
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Tear-Away Label – Because neck scratches should come from your dog, not your clothes.
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Eco-Friendly Options – Solids: 80% cotton 20% recycled poly. Heathers: 60/40. Mother Earth says thanks.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (dog hair optional)
- Do not bleach (you rebel)
- Tumble dry low like your standards for dog-free furniture
- Do not iron (because who even does that anymore)
- Absolutely no dry cleaning (it’s not that kind of hoodie)
Size Guide (Imperial):
Size Chest (in) Length (in) XS 19.5 25.5 S 20.5 26.5 M 21.5 27.5 L 22.5 28.5 XL 23.5 29.5 2XL 24.5 30.5 3XL 25.5 31.5 (Shrinkage under 5%—your hoodie won’t ghost you in the wash.)
Pro Tip: Pairs best with dog treats in the pocket, hair on the sleeves, and an attitude that says “Yes I let my dog sleep on the bed and no I’m not sorry.”
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Chest, in 19.50 20.50 21.50 22.50 23.50 24.50 25.50 Length, in 25.50 26.50 27.50 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
$27.22 – $33.27