Best Dog Mom Ever adidas® Performance Polo – For Moms Who Herd Like Pros
Price range: $60.98 through $68.83
Whether you’re chasing your dog through a muddy field or sipping iced coffee while they bark at squirrels, this Best Dog Mom Ever adidas® Performance Polo keeps you cool, dry, and just the right amount of smug. Made from 100% recycled polyester (because you care), it’s got UPF 50+ sun protection, a sporty fit, and enough style to make the other dog moms whisper, “Where’d she get that?”
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : adidas dog shirt, Dog Mom Apparel, funny dog clothing, performance pet wear, unisex dog polo
Whether you’re chasing tennis balls or toddlers, this adidas® unisex polo is the secret weapon for looking composed while your dog makes a public scene. Made from 100% recycled polyester (because you’re eco-fabulous and fetch-obsessed), this polo wicks away your stress sweat, protects you from the sun, and still says, “Yes, I am the kind of person who brings homemade treats to the dog park.”
Key Features:
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100% Recycled Polyester: For when you want to save the planet while bossing around a Beagle.
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Hydrophilic Finish: Translates to “sweat disappears faster than your dog after a bath.”
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UPF 50+ Sun Protection: Shields you while your dog insists on sniffing every blade of grass.
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Ribbed Collar + 3-Button Placket: Professional enough for brunch. Stretchy enough for backyard fetch.
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Embroidered Design: The “Best Dog Mom Ever” badge of honor, stitched like the unconditional love you pretend is mutual.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
- Tumble dry low (like your standards after 3 hours at the dog park)
- Do not bleach (obviously)
- Do not iron (who are we kidding?)
- Do not dry clean (that’s for childless people with free time)
Size Guide (Imperial):
- S: Width 20.08” | Length 28.75”
- M: Width 21.67” | Length 29.5”
- L: Width 23.25” | Length 30.33”
- XL: Width 24.80” | Length 31.11”
- 2XL: Width 26.75” | Length 32.00”
- 3XL: Width 28.75” | Length 33.00”
Pro Tip: Pair this polo with a tennis ball launcher and a latte in hand to fully embody the “Yes, I’ve got my life together” aesthetic—even if your dog is dragging a rogue leash and barking at leaves.
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