đ¶ Best Dog Mom Ever Womenâs Briefs (AOP)
$26.05
Slide into something more questionably majestic with these Best Dog Mom Ever Womenâs Briefs â the undergarment equivalent of a round of applause for your parenting skills (to a dog). They’re soft, stretchy, and designed to make you feel fabulous, even when you’re just picking up a poop bag with one hand and your pride with the other.
Categories : Bottoms, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Best Dog Mom Ever, Comfy Dog Mom Gifts, dog mom underwear, Funny Dog Mom Briefs, Women’s Dog Mom Apparel
Letâs be honestâyouâre not just a dog mom. Youâre the Best Dog Mom Ever. And these briefs? They’re your superhero cape… just with more coverage and significantly less flying. Made from 100% polyester with a soft fleece finish that feels like your pupâs belly after a fresh grooming, these cheeky wonders are light, stretchy, and ready for whatever chaos life (or your dog) throws at you. Whether you’re chasing your golden retriever across the neighborâs lawn or binge-watching dog videos on the couch, these briefs are your ride-or-die.
âš Key Features
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100% Polyester with a soft fleece finish â Itâs like your butt is getting a daily hug.
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Elastic waistband â Snug without judgment, just like your dog.
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Vibrant AOP design â Because your backside deserves to be just as loud and proud as your personality.
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Regular fit â Comfy enough for errands, naps, or surprise zoomies.
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Printed care label â Because no one wants an itchy tag. You’re a dog mom, not a medieval torture victim.
đ§Œ Care Instructions
Treat these like you treat your dogâs paw-print blanket:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach (unless chaos is your aesthetic)
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Dry flat like your hopes of getting 8 hours of sleep
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Do not iron â your dog doesnât care if theyâre wrinkled
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No dry cleaning â letâs not get too bougie
đ Size Guide (Imperial)
All measurements refer to product dimensions. You know the drill â measure before you buy, because âwinging itâ is how you ended up with three pairs of novelty socks and a regretful crop top.
Size Hip Width (Half) Sideseam Length Height XS 11.93 in 2.36 in 8.07 in S 12.60 in 2.36 in 8.46 in M 13.31 in 2.56 in 8.94 in L 13.98 in 2.76 in 9.53 in XL 14.69 in 2.95 in 10.04 in 2XL 15.35 in 3.15 in 10.51 in
đĄ Pro Tip: Buy two pairs. One for wearing, one for when the laundry pile is large enough to qualify as a national park.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Hips Width (half), in 11.93 12.60 13.31 13.98 14.69 15.35 Sideseam Length, in 2.36 2.36 2.56 2.76 2.95 3.15 Height, in 8.07 8.46 8.94 9.53 10.04 10.51 -
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