Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog White Coined Napkins

Who says elegance can’t come with a side of ridiculous dog obsession? These premium three-ply coined napkins are here to class up your next dinner party, birthday bash, or emotional support dog meet-up. With crisp printing, smooth texture, and just enough sophistication to distract from your poorly timed entrance, these napkins are a must-have for anyone who likes their events stylish and slightly unhinged.

Key Features:

• 🐾 Soft Three-Ply White Paper – Gentle enough to dab away tears of laughter or that accidental champagne sneeze.

• 🐾 Coined Edge Borders – Because even napkins deserve a little pizzazz.

• 🐾 Two Sizes Available – Luncheon (6.5″) for full-blown feasts; Beverage (4.8″) for when you just want to spill in style.

• 🐾 Vibrant Print – Ink so bold it’ll almost distract your guests from your dog-themed everything.

• 🐾 Party-Ready Packs – Choose 50 or 100, depending on how many people you plan to impress (or confuse).

Care Instructions:

• Best cared for by admirers who don’t actually use them.
• But if they must be sacrificed, wipe gently, dispose with dignity, and maybe light a candle in their honor.

Size Guide:

• Luncheon Napkin (6.5″ x 6.5″) – For wiping whole meals off your face with flair.

• Beverage Napkin (4.8″ x 4.8″) – Small but mighty; like a Chihuahua in paper form.

Pro Tip: Use these napkins to subtly let your guests know you’ve got impeccable taste and possibly a small shrine dedicated to dogs in your living room. Don’t worry—they’ll still come back next time.

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