Home is Where My Dog is Tote Bag (AOP)
Price range: $14.23 through $19.53
Made from durable polyester and pure canine devotion, this all-over print tote bag is here to carry your groceries, your regrets, and at least three emergency tennis balls. Comes in three sizes, five handle colors, and endless judgment if you don’t fill it with dog treats.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : dog parent essentials, dog print tote, funny pet bag, home is where the dog is, polyester tote with attitude
This tote is more than just a bag—it’s a portable shrine to the four-legged roommate who sheds on your clothes, judges your snacks, and has full custody of your heart. Made from 100% spun polyester, this bag is lightweight, strong, and emotionally supportive. Whether you’re off to the store, work, or your 3rd dog birthday party this month, it’s ready to haul all your “essentials” (read: dog toys, dog snacks, dog-themed planner, backup snacks).
Comes in three convenient sizes (to match the level of chaos in your day) and five handle color options, because you’re stylish and refuse to match your tote to your mood (unless your mood is “covered in fur”).
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester Body: Lightweight yet tougher than your pup during bath time. Keeps its shape, dries fast, and doesn’t flinch at responsibility.
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Boxed Corners: Adds extra space for spontaneous dog accessory hoarding—because one bandana isn’t enough.
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Reinforced Stitching on Handles: Built to survive your overpacking tendencies and emotional baggage. Literally.
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Seamless Thread Color: Black inner stitching, transparent hems. Because your bag deserves to be as polished as your dog’s Instagram account.
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Non-Woven Laminate Interior: For extra structure and sass. You could probably carry a goldendoodle in here, but we’re legally required to say: please don’t.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Evict all items (especially dog treats hiding at the bottom).
- Spot clean with warm water and detergent using a soft cloth or brush.
- Air dry like it’s lounging on a sunny patio.
- Optional: Whisper “who’s a clean little tote?” while drying.
📏 Size Guide:
Three Sizes to Match Your Dog Obsession Level:
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Small (13″ x 13″) – For quick trips or when you’re pretending to be a minimalist.
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Medium (16″ x 16″) – Your reliable everyday workhorse. Holds a laptop, lunch, and at least two squeaky toys.
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Large (18″ x 18″) – For “I swear I’m just going to the store for ONE thing” kind of days.
All totes include a roomy single-compartment interior and cotton handles long enough to swing over your shoulder like you mean it.
💡 Pro Tip: Order all three sizes and tell people they’re nesting totes. It sounds classy and distracts from the fact that you’re carrying dog biscuits, lint rollers, and a chewed-up tennis ball in a bag that says “Home is Where My Dog is.” Also makes an excellent gift for friends who treat their pets better than their relatives.
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