Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Yard Signs

Make your yard the most honest one on the block with this double-sided yard sign. Crafted from durable 4mm fluted polypropylene (a fancy way of saying “weatherproof sass”), this sign comes with a sleek aluminum H-stake for easy installation and maximum neighborhood side-eye.

Whether you’re warning visitors of your chronic dog distractions, making the mail carrier laugh, or just embracing your beautifully chaotic energy, this sign is your new favorite outdoor accessory. It’s bold, double-sided, and unapologetically late—just like you.

Key Features:

🏡 Fluted Polypropylene (4mm Coroplast) – Strong, lightweight, and tougher than your last excuse.
🔁 Double-Sided Print – Because your message deserves to be seen from every angle, especially by judgmental joggers.
🪛 Aluminum H-Stake Included – Quick setup so you can go back to not doing other things.
🌦 Weather-Ready – Sun? Rain? Dog hair storm? This sign’s not flinching.
🎯 Smooth White Finish – Because your sarcasm should come in a clean, professional package.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe with a soft, damp cloth.
• Do not power-wash with your rage or use it as a serving tray (no matter how strong it looks).

Size Guide:

📏 18″ x 24″ – The perfect “look at me” size for your front yard, visible from across the street and passive-aggressive enough to make the neighbors wonder if it’s personal. Big message, big mood, zero regrets.

Thickness: 4mm (0.16″) – Sturdy enough to survive weather, judgment, and possibly that one nosy relative.

Pro Tip: Stick it in your yard, at your driveway, or in your garden to let people know that yes, you’re late—but it was worth it for the dog. Bonus points if you pair it with a welcome mat that says “Probably still not home, but the dog is.”

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