Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Woven Blanket

This isn’t just a blanket—it’s an emotional support tapestry for people whose daily routines are hijacked by tail wags and puppy eyes. Woven from 100% cotton and spun with just enough guilt-free indulgence, this blanket elevates your love for dogs (and lack of punctuality) into a cozy, couch-worthy heirloom. Whether you choose the “Artwork” version for those bold designs or the “Photo” variant to immortalize your dog’s third-favorite nap face, this blanket is here to wrap your body while your excuses wrap your soul.

Key Features:

• 🧶 100% Cotton Yarn – Soft, strong, and woven tighter than your weekly schedule.

• 🎨 Photo or Artwork Variants – Pick your design poison: pixel-perfection or bold and brash.

• 🧵 Colorful Fringed Edges – Because every edge should have a little flair (including your personality).

• 🖼️ Woven Display-Ready – Drape it over furniture or your emotional baggage.

• 🐾 Three Sizes – For tiny dogs, big humans, or that friend who never knows personal space.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach unless your dog did something unspeakable.
• Mild detergent only—because this isn’t a frat house.

Size Guide:

• Small (52″ × 37″) – Like a hug from a chihuahua.

• Medium (60″ × 50″) – Purr-fect for you and your dog’s social media debut.

• Large (80″ × 60″) – Big enough for Netflix, snacks, and ignoring all adult responsibilities.

Pro Tip: Use the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” excuse as a throw pillow, then wrap yourself in this blanket. You’ll never have to apologize again—your blanket will do it for you.

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