Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Wood Topped Wall Tapestry

Give your wall the heartfelt apology it never asked for but totally deserves. This polyester wall tapestry is bold, beautifully printed, and comes topped with stained wood hangers—because nothing says “I live with intention” like a fabric sign declaring your dog-based tardiness.

It’s lightweight, durable, and has just the right amount of rustic charm to distract from your questionable time management. Perfect for entryways, bedrooms, or any space where you’d like to look like you’ve got your life together (despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary).

Key Features:

🧵 100% Polyester Fabric – Strong, sleek, and dries faster than your excuses.
🌲 Wood & Twine Hanger – Adds that earthy, “I totally didn’t forget this was due today” aesthetic.
🎨 Bright, Full-Color Printing – Vivid enough to stop guests from noticing the mess in the corner.
🧍 Vertical or Horizontal Options – Because sometimes you’re more of a tall tale, and sometimes you’re wide-reaching drama.

Care Instructions:

• Sponge clean only.
• Like your conscience: spot-cleaned, never fully scrubbed.

Size Guide:

🖼 26″ × 36″ (Vertical) – Tall, dramatic, and perfect for making your wall look like it has strong opinions and even stronger excuses.

🖼 36″ × 26″ (Horizontal) – Wide and proud—great for above-the-couch décor or showcasing your tardiness in full panoramic glory.

Pro Tip: Pair this tapestry with a fake plant, a string of fairy lights, and the overwhelming energy of someone who’s 15 minutes late but still insists on coffee first. Bonus points if you hang it above your dog’s bed—because it’s clearly their house, not yours.

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