Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Window Curtain

This curtain isn’t just fabric—it’s a lifestyle. Specifically, the lifestyle of someone who’d rather chase dogs than daylight. Made from lightweight, semi-sheer polyester, this one-panel masterpiece softens sunlight, sharpens sarcasm, and gives your window a makeover it didn’t know it needed.

Measuring a generous 50″ × 84″, it fits standard windows with ease and comes with a 4″ rod pocket, so installation is as effortless as your excuses. It’s the perfect balance of “I care about decor” and “Also, dogs.” Whether you’re blocking just enough sun or setting the mood for your next nap, this curtain’s got your (window’s) back.

Key Features:

🧵 100% Polyester – Durable, quick-drying, and more emotionally resilient than most people before coffee.
☀️ Light Filtering – Softens sunlight like a gentle lie about how close you were to being on time.
🖨 Vibrant, One-Sided Print – Loud on one side, mysterious on the other—like your social media presence.
📏 Standard Size (50″ × 84″) – Big enough to impress, small enough to pretend you measured beforehand.
🪟 4″ Rod Pocket – Slide it on and call it a day. No engineering degree required.

Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), gentle cycle
🚫 Do not bleach
🔥 Tumble dry low
💨 Iron/steam on low if your curtain is more wrinkled than your plans
🚫 Do not dry clean (this curtain doesn’t do dry-cleaner drama)

Size Guide (With Sass):

📏 50″ × 84″ – Just the right size to frame your window, soften the daylight, and block the view of your chaotic attempts at organization.

Pro Tip: Perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, or any room that screams, “I’m home, but fashionably.” Pair with a matching throw pillow and a window-facing daydream about your next dog encounter.

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