Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Water Bottle 32oz

Let’s be real—hydration is the only thing holding some of us together. This 32oz stainless steel water bottle is here to make sure you sip with style, sass, and just enough functionality to survive whatever chaos you’ve wandered into (probably while following a dog).

With double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps your drinks cold longer than your New Year’s resolutions and hot enough to melt through the nonsense. The leak-proof lid means no spills, no mess, and no “oops I forgot to screw it on properly” incidents (probably). Plus, it’s powder-coated for that matte finish that says, “Yes, I hydrate—aggressively.”

Key Features:

🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps your drink temperature stable, unlike your mood.
💧 Leak-Proof Lid – Secure, sealed, and way more emotionally available than your ex.
🖤 100% Stainless Steel – Tougher than your Monday morning attitude.
🎨 Powder-Coated Finish – Sleek, smooth, and scandalously stylish.
🚶 32oz Capacity – Because you’re not always near a refill station (or making good decisions).

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only:Because tossing this beauty in the dishwasher is a cry for help. Gentle, loving scrubbing only, please.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 10.43 in – Tall enough to make your other water bottles feel inadequate.
🔹 Width with Handle: 4.33 in – Grabbable even in moments of panic.
🔹 Diameter: 3.62 in – Sturdy base for staying upright even when you aren’t.
🔹 Capacity: 32oz – That’s one emotional support liter, give or take.

Pro Tip: Perfect for gym days, road trips, or pretending you’re organized. Pair with a dramatic hair flip, a playlist full of coping songs, and a dog you definitely stopped to pet on the way.

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