Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Water Bottle 20oz

This 20oz stainless steel water bottle is here to help you stay hydrated while you chase dogs, dodge responsibilities, and dramatically sip through your fourth life crisis this week. With double-wall insulation and a leak-proof lid, your drink will stay icy cold or piping hot longer than your attention span.

Coated in a sleek, matte finish and compact enough to fit in most bags (and life plans), this bottle is your go-to for gym days, coffee disguises, or pretending you’re outdoorsy when you’re really just walking to the fridge.

Key Features:

🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot or cold like your mood swings on a Monday.
🧼 100% Stainless Steel – Rust-resistant, tough, and emotionally stable (unlike your last situationship).
🧢 Leak-Proof Lid – Twist it, seal it, sip it—without any “oops” moments.
🎨 Powder-Coated Finish – Smooth, stylish, and ready to survive your bag of doom.
🚶 Portable & Functional – Perfect for gym sessions, errand dodging, or emotionally hydrated walks in the park.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Keep it out of the dishwasher like it’s your ex’s number—just don’t go there.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 9.06 in – Tall enough to stand out, short enough to still fit in your bag.
🔹 Width with Handle: 4.13 in – Easy to grip, hard to let go.
🔹 Diameter: 3.03 in – Round and sturdy, just like your emotional support snacks.
🔹 Capacity: 20oz – Hydration for the moderately responsible.

Pro Tip: Fill with coffee to look productive, water to fake wellness, or wine to survive your inbox. It’s a bottle. You make the rules. Just don’t forget to actually drink it.

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