Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Velveteen Plush Blanket

This blanket is softer than a dog’s belly and warmer than your latest text message from your crush. Wrap yourself in unapologetic coziness while proudly announcing your noble excuse: dog-watching. With your design printed in full snuggle-worthy glory, this plush velveteen throw adds instant charm and warmth to your lair—be it couch, bed, or the floor where your pet insists you sit.

Key Features:

• Dog-approved softness: Medium-weight plush fabric (8.85 oz/yd²) with a velvety texture that says, “No, I won’t get up.”

• One-sided print: Your design shows up bold and vibrant—just like your excuses.

• Durable construction: Double-needle topstitching that can outlast your attention span.

• Three sizes: From baby burrito to full adult human hibernation mode.

• Polyester magic: Quick-drying, wrinkle-hating, snuggle-ready fabric blend.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (unless you’re hand-washing like a Victorian poet).
• Tumble dry low, don’t bleach, don’t iron, and definitely don’t dry clean unless you enjoy living dangerously.

Size Guide:

• 30″ x 40″ – Small: Perfect for toddlers, lap naps, or dramatic cloak entrances.

• 50″ x 60″ – Medium: Ideal for couch lounging and passive-aggressive movie night hogging.

• 60″ x 80″ – Large: For full-body burrito wrapping or sharing (as if you would).

Pro Tip: Pairs best with canceled plans, a hot beverage, and a dog who insists on sitting on your face. Bonus points if you’re also wearing socks with dog prints. Maximum lounge level unlocked.

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