Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Velveteen Microfiber Blanket (Two-sided print)

Because one side simply wasn’t enough! Wrap yourself in ridiculous levels of softness with this two-sided velveteen microfiber blanket that’s been professionally engineered to cause involuntary nap attacks. Made from 100% polyester, this blanket is perfect for everything from couch cocooning to picnic-style people-watching (aka dog-spotting). Warning: may result in sudden urge to adopt another dog. Or twelve.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Construction – Soft enough to make a cloud cry. Durable enough for the emotional rollercoaster that is dog TikTok.

• Double-Sided Design – Because your blanket should be as two-faced as your cat pretending to like you.

• Vibrant, Head-Turning Prints – Eye-popping color on both sides to ensure blanket envy from your houseplants and your in-laws.

• 2″ Stitched Edge – Carefully hemmed to survive the trials of binge-watching marathons and emotional support burrito sessions.

• Plush Material – So soft, it could be mistaken for a baby unicorn’s hug.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) on a gentle cycle, or hand wash if you’ve got the emotional bandwidth.
• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean unless you enjoy living on the edge.
• Tumble dry low – your blanket likes it chill.

Size Guide:

• Small (30″ × 40″) – For kids, small dogs, and grown adults who refuse to admit they need a bigger blanket.

• Medium (50″ × 60″) – Just right for snuggling solo or awkwardly sharing with your pet who doesn’t pay rent.

• Large (60″ × 80″) – Blanket burrito deluxe – roll yourself up and disappear from your responsibilities.

Pro Tip: Flip it based on your mood: one side for “I’m being productive today,” and the other for “I’m hiding from emails and pretending to be a dog.”

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