Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Vacuum Thermal Tumbler 40oz
$16.28
This 40oz vacuum thermal tumbler is built for serious sipping and even more serious excuses. With a flip-top lid, sturdy handle, and insulation that keeps your drinks hot, cold, or perfectly passive-aggressive, it’s your go-to sidekick for chaotic mornings, dog distractions, and caffeinated life avoidance.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : 40oz thermal chaos cup, flip-top emotional support tumbler, funny vacuum tumbler, sarcastic hydration vessel, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
Introducing the hydration hero for those of us who run on caffeine, chaos, and an unhealthy obsession with petting every dog we see. This 40oz vacuum thermal tumbler is made from ultra-durable stainless steel and comes with a convenient flip-top, re-sealable lid—because life is already messy enough without surprise spills.
It keeps your drinks hot, cold, or somewhere emotionally in between for hours, all while looking sleek and unbothered. Rounded corners and a comfy handle make it easy to grip, even when you’re juggling a leash, your phone, and your sanity. Please note: the stainless steel rim is unprintable—because even this tumbler has boundaries.
Key Features:
🔥 Hot or Cold for Hours – Keeps your drink ready for action, unlike your weekend plans.
🖤 100% Durable Stainless Steel – Rust-resistant, drama-proof, and tougher than your group chat.
💧 Re-sealable Flip-Top Lid – Sip easy, spill rarely, judge silently.
🖐 Convenient Handle – For hydration on-the-go, dog in tow, and dignity barely hanging on.
🌀 Rounded Corners – Smooth like your excuses for being late (again).
🚫 Unprinted Stainless Steel Rim – Chic, minimalist, and stubborn—just like you before coffee.Care Instructions:
- Hand Wash Only.
- No dishwashers.
- This tumbler is not here for your “I forgot it in the sink for three days” energy.
Size Guide:
🔹 Capacity: 40oz (1.183L) – That’s hydration with commitment.
🔹 Height & Width – Large enough to stay hydrated, small enough to judge others from across the room.
🔹 Fit – Cup holder-ish. Desk-approved. Dog-walk certified.Pro Tip: Use this for staying caffeinated at work, hydrated on hikes, or subtly sipping through awkward social encounters. Bonus: doubles as a dumbbell when your gym motivation runs dry.
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