Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tumbler 40oz

This 40oz tumbler is the Holy Grail of hydration and excuse-making. Whether you’re dodging emails, dog-sighting your way through the day, or just need a gallon of iced coffee to fake functionality, this gloriously oversized stainless steel tumbler has you covered.

Coated with premium ORCA magic for that sleek, glossy, “I didn’t just roll out of bed” look, it features a BPA-free build, a spill-stopping rubber-sealed lid, and a straw so you can sip without interrupting your inner monologue. And thanks to its double-wall vacuum insulation, your drink stays just how you like it—for longer than your motivation lasts.

Key Features:

🧊 Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours—perfect for beverages and holding onto grudges.
🐳 ORCA Coating – Glossy, vibrant, and dramatically extra (just like you on a Tuesday).
🥤 Push-Down Rubber-Sealed Lid – Designed to keep your drink in and your secrets safe.
🖤 BPA-, Lead-, & Phthalate-Free – Because you’re already toxic enough without your tumbler joining the party.
🎯 Straw Included – For those who like their hydration with a side of flair and minimal wrist movement.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Like your dignity after brunch—fragile and not dishwasher-safe.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 10.59 in – As tall as your iced coffee standards.
🔹 Rim Diameter: 3.90 in – Built for serious sipping.
🔹 Bottom Diameter: 2.91 in – Slim enough for cup holders, bold enough for compliments.
🔹 Capacity: 40oz – That’s basically a hydration lifestyle.

Pro Tip: Perfect for road trips, desk marathons, side-eye-filled Zoom calls, or casually reminding everyone that yes—you’re still sipping, and no—you’re not done being dramatic about it.

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