Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tritan Water Bottle

This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s your eco-conscious, dog-distracted, spill-resistant hydration partner in crime. Whether you’re at the gym pretending to stretch or in a meeting pretending to care, this Tritan water bottle is here to keep you looking like you have your life together (even if you’re 80% caffeine, 20% impulse control).

Available in two sizes—16.9oz and 25oz—for hydration levels ranging from “I might sip a little” to “I’m emotionally dependent on beverages.” It’s BPA-free, eco-friendly, and comes with a screw-on, spill-resistant lid and a foldable straw, so you can sip without spillage while chasing dogs, dreams, or your rapidly fading attention span.

Key Features:

💦 Eco-Friendly Tritan Material – Durable, reusable, and won’t judge your emotional baggage.
🥤 Screw-On Spill-Resistant Lid – Because we’ve all knocked over a bottle mid-tangent.
🎯 Foldable Straw – For mess-free sipping and dramatic pauses in conversation.
🌈 Vibrant Colors – Bright enough to spot even while daydreaming about puppies.
🚫 BPA-Free – Safe for you and your chaotic hydration habits.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Treat it like your secrets: never put it in hot water.

Size Guide:

🔹 16.9oz – For the casually hydrated or commitment-phobic.
🔹 25oz – For those who drink water like it’s their full-time job or are avoiding people.
🔹 Same Diameter (2.80 in) – Conveniently bottle-shaped for human hands and cupholders.
🔹 Height: 6.50 in / 9.49 in – Pick your level of thirst—and drama.

Pro Tip: Pair this with an emotionally unavailable playlist and a vague sense of purpose. Ideal for hiking, hot girl walks, or walking three steps and seeing a dog and abandoning all plans.

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