Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Throw Blanket

You didn’t choose the snuggle life, the snuggle life chose you—and it brought this blanket. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Throw Blanket is here to wrap you in comfort, warmth, and a proud declaration that yes, dogs are more important than punctuality. Whether you’re binge-watching, pretending to read, or hiding from adulthood, this lightweight fleece is your new soft-spoken emotional support system.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Like your favorite ex’s hoodie—but you can actually keep this one. Durable, lightweight, and never needs to be fed.

• Soft & Silky Feel: Feels like being hugged by a cloud trained in customer service.

• Flat Folded Edges: Sewn to perfection so it doesn’t unravel during dramatic blanket-fort building.

• Vibrant Colors: Designs pop with stunning clarity. Even the dog you saw earlier would be impressed.

• Anti-pill Finish: Because your blanket should age gracefully—even if you don’t.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F) with similar items (don’t let it date a towel).

• Tumble dry low like your standards on dating apps.

• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean. It’s a blanket, not a prom dress.

Size Guide:

• 50″ × 60″ (127cm × 152.4cm): Perfect for solo snack-fueled TV marathons, emergency nap attacks, or low-effort socializing.

Pro Tip: Keep one in your car, one on your couch, and one as your personality.

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