Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sweatshirt Blanket
$40.48 – $55.27
Wrap yourself in the emotional equivalent of a group hug with this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” sweatshirt blanket—aka your new best friend in blanket form. Made from snuggly sweatshirt material and stitched with the tears of canceled plans, it’s perfect for binge-watching, overthinking, or pretending your life is together while wrapped like a human burrito. One side printed, full sass included.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy comedy fleece, dog lover humor, novelty gift blanket, sarcastic sweatshirt throw, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog blanket
Meet the blanket that thinks it’s your favorite sweatshirt and acts like your emotional support therapist. This heavyweight wonder is soft, cozy, and judgment-free—ideal for those “just five more minutes” kind of days. Crafted with jersey-knit polyester sweatshirt material, it’s basically the comfort food of fabrics—minus the calories and existential dread.
🪄 Key Features:
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Ultimate Snuggle Status: Made from 100% polyester sweatshirt material that feels like you’re wrapped in a warm hug and bad decisions.
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One-Sided Print: Because you only need one good side—like most of us on Zoom calls.
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Flat Folded Edges: Keeps it classy and intact, even after questionable laundry decisions.
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Heather Grey Base: Goes with everything, including indecision.
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Two Sizes: Because “go big or go home” is a lifestyle.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this blanket is not here for that kind of drama.
📏 Size Guide:
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50″ x 60″ – Perfect for one human or two small, judgmental dogs.
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60″ x 80″ – Ideal for full-body burrito mode, Netflix marathons, or minor identity crises.
💡 Pro Tip: Double it as a cape when the emotional labor gets too real. Bonus: It’s perfect for dramatically storming out of a room or hiding from adult responsibilities.
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60″ × 50″ 80″ × 60″ Length, in 60.00 80.00 Width, in 50.00 60.00 -
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