Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Stay hydrated, look fabulous, and make zero apologies—especially not for stopping mid-commute to pet a stranger’s dog. This 20oz stainless steel water bottle is made from durable, food-grade 18/8 stainless steel, which is basically the steel equivalent of “I’ve got my life together” (even if you don’t).

Featuring a wide neck for easy sipping, emotional pouring, and the occasional dramatic chug, this bottle is sleek, stylish, and built to survive everything from spin class to spontaneous dog detours. The glossy wraparound print keeps it looking fresh, even if you’re not.

Key Features:

💧 20oz Capacity – Perfect for water, coffee, or whatever’s keeping you upright today.
🧼 18/8 Food-Grade Stainless Steel – Durable, safe, and 100% judgment-free.
🥤 Wide Neck Opening – Ideal for big gulps and bigger feelings.
🖤 Glossy Full-Wrap Finish – Looks sharp even when you’re falling apart inside.
🎨 Bright, Vibrant Colors – Because hydration should never be boring (even if your meeting is).

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Handle with the same care you claim to use on your houseplants.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 9.49 in – Tall, like your iced latte order.
🔹 Diameter: 2.91 in – Perfectly grabbable.
🔹 Capacity: 20oz – That’s one full bottle of hydration—or plausible deniability.

Pro Tip: Use it to stay cool on hot days, hot on cold ones, or visibly occupied when avoiding conversations. Bonus: Wide neck = easy to fill, even when you’re late and spilling half of it in the process.

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