Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Snuggle Blanket

Why suffer the indignity of pants when you can wrap yourself in soft polyester excuses instead? Introducing the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Snuggle Blanket: the wearable, socially acceptable form of staying in bed forever. Whether you’re ghosting responsibilities or attending Zoom meetings from your couch cocoon, this blanket’s got your back—literally. Now you can blame dogs and look fabulous doing it.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Micro-Mink Outer Fabric – Softer than a corgi’s inner thoughts.

• Two Lining Options – Choose microfleece for cloudlike comfort or sherpa for full marshmallow mode.

• Vibrant Colors – Printed with technology so advanced it might actually distract people from your pajama lifestyle.

• Hemmed Edges – Sewn to survive multiple existential crises (and washes).

• Elastic Inner Straps – So you don’t lose your sleeves mid-sip of hot chocolate.

• One Size Fits All – Because all bodies deserve blanket-based bliss.

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold, inside out.
• Tumble dry low or drip dry (like your motivation after 5 p.m.).
• No bleach.
• Iron low if your laziness takes a vacation.

Size Guide:

• 80″ x 55″ – Big enough to cover you, your regrets, and possibly a medium-sized golden retriever.

Pro Tip: Throw this on when answering the door for takeout—you’ll get compliments, a weird look, and maybe an extra egg roll. Total win.

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