Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Slim Water Bottle

This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a hydration statement. With a slim silhouette as sleek as your excuses and a vacuum seal tighter than your schedule, this 20oz stainless steel wonder keeps your drinks hot, cold, or judgment-neutral for hours. Whether you’re late because of traffic, dogs, or general fabulousness, stay hydrated in high style with this sassy, double-walled sidekick.

Key Features:

• Double-Wall Sass Preservation: Keeps your drinks hot like your takes or cool like your attitude—for hours.

• Stainless Steel Realness: Rust-resistant, stain-resistant, and emotionally resistant.

• Matte Finish, Glossy Personality: Matte on the outside, glossy where it counts—your printed masterpiece.

• Vacuum Insulated: Science says your drink stays thermally stable. We say it’s a cozy thermos hug.

• Silver Cap Chic: Topped with a minimalist stainless steel cap because we’re fancy like that.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only—because this bottle is basically a diva in a cocktail dress.

• Do not microwave unless you like sparks.

• Do not drop it on purpose unless you’re into public embarrassment and loud clangs.

Size Guide:

• Height: 10″ (taller than most iced coffee ambitions)

• Diameter: 2.75″ (slim, sleek, and ready to slay cup holders everywhere)

Pro Tip: Add your own artwork or a gloriously niche meme. The more unhinged the better—hydration deserves humor. Also makes an excellent passive-aggressive gift for that coworker who never brings their own water bottle.

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