Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Slim Beverage Holder

Finally, a can holder that understands your slim cans and chaotic schedule. Whether it’s hard seltzer, energy drinks, or some mystery beverage labeled “Don’t Ask,” this stainless steel skinny can holder keeps it cold, classy, and conveniently spill-free.

With double-wall vacuum insulation and a leak-proof lid, your drink stays the perfect temperature—unlike your attitude on Mondays. Its power-coated finish gives it that smooth, matte flair that says, “Yes, I’m late, but I brought vibes.” Perfect for picnics, poolside lounging, or pretending your life is together while dog-watching at the park.

Key Features:

🥤 Holds Slim Cans – Fits your favorite skinny beverages (and your questionable life choices).
🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks cold for hours, just like your social responses.
🖤 100% Stainless Steel – Tougher than your “it’s fine” text at 2AM.
🧼 Leak-Proof Lid – Because you spill enough emotionally already.
🎨 Powder-Coated Finish – Smooth, sleek, and more put-together than you were this morning.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Because this baby deserves a bubble bath, not dishwasher trauma.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 5.91 in – Compact enough to fit in your hand and your denial.
🔹 Diameter: 2.76 in – Just right for those trendy slim cans and sassy summer sips.

Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite drink, dramatic sunglasses, and the firm belief that hydration counts as a personality. Ideal for beach days, brunches, and silently judging people who don’t say hi to dogs.

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