Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sky Water Bottle

Whether you’re sprinting toward fitness goals or casually walking the long way because you saw a corgi, this 21.9oz Sky Water Bottle has your back (and your thirst). Crafted from Eastman Tritan™—a.k.a. the superhero of plastics—it’s lightweight, durable, and ready to carry everything from water to iced ambition.

With a twist-on, spill-resistant lid and a sleek single-wall design, this bottle comes in 7 fabulous colors, making it easier than ever to match your hydration habits with your chaotic mood swings. It’s stylish, functional, and unbothered—just like you after skipping three meetings to hang out with a golden retriever.

Key Features:

💧 Eastman Tritan™ Material – Tough, safe, and way more emotionally stable than you before your first sip.
🎯 21.9oz Capacity – Generous enough to hydrate your body and your excuses.
🔁 Twist-On, Spill-Resistant Lid – Because your clumsy hands deserve better.
🎨 Available in 7 Colors – Match your bottle to your vibe (or your favorite dog breed).
💼 Lightweight & Reusable – So you can hydrate and still carry three tote bags full of regret.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Keep it out of the dishwasher and treat it like your fragile sense of motivation—gently.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 10.12 in – Tall enough to make a statement.
🔹 Diameter: 2.64 in – Slim enough to fit in most cup holders, bags, or emotional spirals.
🔹 Capacity: 21.9oz – Because you’re thirsty… for hydration and attention.

Pro Tip: Perfect for gym sessions, dog walks, pretending to journal, or just looking productive in public. Pairs well with oversized sunglasses, avoidance behavior, and a playlist called “Hydrate or Spiral.”

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