Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Skinny Tumbler with Straw 20oz

Because hydration should come with a sense of humor and a color-matching straw. This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is your all-day beverage buddy—keeping your coffee hot while you ignore your emails and your iced tea cold while you pretend to go for a walk. With its slim, tapered shape and “look-at-me” design, it fits your hand, your lifestyle, and your unrelenting love for dogs.

Key Features:

• Double Wall Drama: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours, hot for 12—because you have a lot of feelings and your beverage should keep up.

• Straw That Slays: Color-matching plastic straw and lid because coordination matters, even when you’re emotionally disheveled.

• Vivid Personality: Printed with the kind of vibrant colors that say, “I’m quirky and proud.”

• Tapered Fit: Slim enough to fit in your hand, your car’s cup holder, or your existential crisis.

• Safe & Snarky: BPA-free and non-toxic because chaos should never be carcinogenic.

Care Instructions:

Hand wash only. (Yes, even your tumbler needs boundaries.)

Size Guide:

• Height: 8.25″ – Tall enough to be judged for its height in middle school

• Diameter: 2.75″ – Slim, chic, and ready for the runway (or your cup holder)

Pro Tip: Pairs beautifully with an eye roll and a dramatic sip during meetings that should’ve been emails.

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