Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Skinny Tumbler 22oz

For the multitasker who juggles a caffeine addiction, a dog obsession, and a general disdain for punctuality—this skinny tumbler is here to help you fake being a functioning adult.

Made from 100% stainless steel with a powder-coated finish, it’s tough, chic, and emotionally insulated—just like you. The 22oz capacity ensures you’re properly fueled for life’s inconvenient interruptions (like jobs), while the double-wall vacuum insulation keeps your beverage at the exact temperature you demand with the urgency of a barista-fueled meltdown. And yes, it fits in cup holders, because we’ve evolved past disappointment.

Key Features:

🐶 100% Stainless Steel – Durable, classy, and won’t judge your life choices.
🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps hot things hot, cold things cold, and you emotionally unreadable.
🚗 Cup-Holder Friendly – Narrow base = fits most cup holders = no chaos spillage.
🧢 Leak-Proof Lid – Seals tight so your drink doesn’t escape mid-eye-roll.
🎨 Powder-Coated Finish – Sleek matte look that says “I hydrate… but make it fashion.”

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Treat it like your favorite hoodie—precious, moody, and absolutely not dishwasher safe.

Size Guide:

🔹 22oz Capacity – Enough for your fourth coffee of the day or an entire bottle of “don’t talk to me yet.”
🔹 Height: 8.27 in – Tall enough to say, “I have standards.”
🔹 Diameter: 3.15 in – Slim, sleek, and still emotionally available.

Pro Tip: Perfect for sipping in traffic while dramatically staring into the middle distance. Bonus: doubles as a hand-warmer, emotional crutch, or excuse to leave awkward conversations early.

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