Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Shower Curtains
$50.02
Drench your bathroom in style (and a little sarcasm) with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog shower curtain. It’s bold, it’s waterproof-ish, and it screams, “Yes, I have a dog and questionable taste—and I’m proud of both.” Perfect for hiding from adult responsibilities, awkward roommates, or just your own reflection at 7am.
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : bark-tastic bath barrier, canine chaos curtain, dog bathroom decor, dog lover gift, funny shower curtain
Tired of your bathroom lacking the comedic sophistication of a stand-up dog lover? Enter this shower curtain—a masterpiece in polyester and paw-sibility. Whether you’re belting out ballads or just hiding from responsibilities behind a waterfall of bad decisions, this curtain has your back (and your backside). It’s got just the right amount of sass, class, and splash-guarding sassiness.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Durable, quick-drying, and ready for splash zones.
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One-Sided Print: For when the outside world deserves a laugh, but the inside needs calm.
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12 Buttonholes: Because curtains without holes are just confused tablecloths.
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Vibrant Colors: Your dog-themed drama deserves HD-quality printing.
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Easy to Match: Goes great with your questionable life choices and color-coded towel shame.
Care Instructions:
- Cold machine wash with like-minded garments.
- Tumble dry low, avoid bleach like an ex at a party.
- No dry cleaning—this isn’t prom.
Size Guide:
For reference only, not to scale. Don’t use it to measure your dog.
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Size: 71″ × 74″
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Translation: Big enough to block out judgment, small enough to still hear your dog scratching at the door.
Pro Tip: Add a liner unless you enjoy recreating Poseidon’s wrath every morning.
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71″ × 74″ Width, in 70.98 Height, in 74.00 -