Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Blankets
$52.98 – $83.60
Snuggle up and ghost your responsibilities with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Blanket—so soft it makes clouds feel like sandpaper. Featuring a plush front, a fleece backside fluffier than your favorite golden retriever, and the kind of warmth that excuses you from everything except naps and dog spotting.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : dog lover blanket, funny throw blanket, sarcastic cozy gift, sherpa fleece sarcasm, snuggle excuse gear
Prepare to be wrapped in warmth, whimsy, and just the right amount of canine distraction. Our Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Blanket is so soft, it may be legally classified as a nap trap. One side feels like you hugged a cloud; the other side is Sherpa fleece luxury with enough fluff to make sheep jealous. Whether you’re lounging, scrolling endlessly, or hiding from your responsibilities, this blanket makes any excuse a cuddly one.
Key Features:
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🐑 100% Poly-microfibre (430gsm) – Because your comfort shouldn’t be lightweight nonsense.
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🎯 Front: Soft Enough to Regret All Other Blankets – Like petting a puppy made of marshmallows.
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🌨 Back: Premium White Sherpa Finish – Because you deserve the coziest betrayal of productivity.
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🎨 Vibrant Print Ready Front – Your designs shine brighter than your motivation to go outside.
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⚠️ Made for Adults – Not because of content, just because you’ll want to keep it all to yourself.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
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Dry flat (or air-dry dramatically while staring out a window)
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Do not bleach
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Keep away from fire, flames, and spontaneous blanket envy
Size Guide:
Because one size does not fit all excuses.
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50″ × 60″ – Great for single snuggle missions
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60″ × 80″ – Family size… or one person + snacks + emotional baggage
Pro Tip: Wrap yourself in this blanket while sipping tea and pretending your dog is the CEO of your life. Bonus points if you ignore all human responsibilities while doing so.
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