Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Blanket Two Colors

Prepare to be enveloped in a cocoon of sarcasm and softness. This sherpa fleece blanket doesn’t just warm your body—it warms your soul and politely excuses you from every social obligation with its unapologetically honest sentiment. Whether you’re binging dog videos or just hiding from adult responsibilities, this blanket is your new enabler in style. Available in three sizes and two classy colors (because dogs don’t judge your decor choices).

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Polyester – Tough like a terrier, soft like a golden retriever’s ears.

• 🎨 Vibrant Colors – Your design will pop like a chihuahua in a ball pit.

• ❄️ Sherpa Fleece Backing – Soft enough to make clouds jealous.

• 🧵 Rounded Corners + Decorative Stitching – For that “I-have-my-life-together” look, even if you don’t.

• 🎨 Two Color Options – Choose grey or beige. Because even rebels need options.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low (or just wrap yourself like a burrito and air dry emotionally)

• Do not bleach, iron, or attempt laundry while holding a dog (you’ve been warned)

Size Guide:

(For choosing the right level of snuggle)

• 🐶 Small (30″ x 40″) – For toddlers, chihuahuas, and denial

• 🛋️ Medium (50″ x 60″) – Couch-ready and cuddle-tested

• 🛏️ Large (60″ x 80″) – Full-body dog-induced procrastination zone

Pro Tip: Layer this blanket with actual dogs for maximum fluff, warmth, and socially-acceptable laziness. Bonus: it also hides snack crumbs and questionable life decisions.

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