Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Rug
$20.50 – $66.67
This polyester rug is soft, stylish, and stands firmly behind your go-to excuse. With a plush top, non-slip bottom, and full-area print, it’s perfect for turning your floor—and your lateness—into a bold design statement.
Categories : Home & Living, Rugs & Mats
Tag : excuse-fueled home decor, funny dog themed rug, non slip lateness mat, polyester floor drama piece, stylish rug for distracted humans
Tired of rugs that don’t say “I’m late because I saw a dog and would do it again”? Us too. This customizable polyester rug is here to transform your floor from “meh” to “magnificently dog-distracted.” Available in two sizes, this plush, full-print masterpiece brings color, comfort, and chaos to any space. With a non-slip black underside (because slipping is your thing, not your rug’s) and hemmed edges for durability, it’s the perfect mix of soft and sass.
🔑 Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Durable, chemical-resistant, and totally judgment-free.
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Available in Two Sizes – Small for subtle excuses, large for full-blown floor drama.
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Vibrant Full-Area Print – Your design covers the whole rug—no boring blank spots, just bold statements.
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Black Non-Slip Underside – Because your rug should stay in place, even if you can’t.
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Hemmed Edges – Reinforced and ready to withstand spontaneous dog-chasing reenactments.
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Printed in the USA – Because even rugs appreciate a good zip code.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on gentle cycle.
- No bleach, tumble dry, ironing, or dry cleaning—this rug likes it simple, just like your excuse.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (20″ × 28″) – Ideal for entryways, kitchens, or under the dog’s throne.
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Large (35″ × 55″) – Great for living rooms, dramatic entrances, or pacing while trying to make punctuality happen.
💡 Pro Tip: Place this rug somewhere highly visible, so guests instantly understand two things: 1) You love dogs, and 2) Time is a flexible concept. Bonus points if your dog sits on it like royalty while you explain again why you’re 20 minutes late.
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20” × 28” 35” × 55” Height, in 20.00 35.00 Length, in 28.00 55.00 -
$16.10 – $35.33
$27.80 – $166.37