Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ringneck Tumbler 20oz

This 20oz Ringneck Tumbler is the holy grail for anyone who’s always late, mostly hydrated, and perpetually distracted by adorable four-legged creatures. Designed for maximum beverage containment and minimal social judgment, this tumbler keeps your drinks hot or cold while making it clear that your tardiness is paws-itively justified. Comes in three colors because we know you like options and indecision.

✨ Key Features:

• Double-wall stainless steel – Like your personality, it’s complex and keeps things hot or cold depending on the vibe.

• Ribbed bottom – For your gripping pleasure (calm down, it’s for stability).

• Clear push-on lid – So you can see your life choices sloshing around inside.

• Glossy varnished print – Because basic matte is for amateurs.

• Compact and chic – Slides into your life as smoothly as that excuse about the dog.

🧽 Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only.
• Because you’re fancy, and so is this tumbler.
• Treat it like your emotional support water bottle (or wine goblet in disguise).

📏 Size Guide:

• Height: 6.69 inches – like the adult version of a sippy cup.

• Top Diameter: 3.39 inches – perfect for adult hands or tiny snack spills.

• Bottom Diameter: 2.91 inches – snuggly fits in most cup holders, unlike your existential dread.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this with our matching dog-spotted tote bag so people know you’re not just late—you’re on-brand.

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