Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Plastic Tumbler with Straw

Spill-proof, sass-approved, and distraction-friendly—this 20oz plastic tumbler is the unsung hero of every chaotic car ride, backyard BBQ, or “I swear I’m drinking water” moment. With a built-in straw and lid, double-wall insulation, and a fully customizable insert, it’s as expressive as your side-eye and just as sharp.

Made BPA-free because you’re already full of enough toxins (emotional or otherwise), it’s the perfect sidekick for weddings, parties, Tuesday breakdowns, and all things slightly unhinged but wildly hydrated. Just… please don’t microwave it. Ever. We don’t need that kind of chaos.

Key Features:

🥤 20oz Capacity – The ideal size for hydration, caffeine, or suspiciously pink drinks.
🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps your drink cold, your style cooler, and your secrets sealed.
🎨 Customizable Insert Space – Showcase your slogans, art, or passive-aggressive reminders.
🧼 BPA-Free Plastic – Safe for sipping, judging, and repeating.
🥄 Straw + Lid Included – Because you deserve hydration without the face splash.

Care Instructions:

🧽 Hand Wash Only: Think of it like a pet—don’t microwave it, don’t dishwasher it, and treat it better than your last impulse buy.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 6.25 in – Tall enough to demand attention.
🔹 Diameter: 3.94 in – Wide enough to hold both beverage and bold personality.
🔹 Capacity: 20oz – Just enough to make it through small talk with a smile.

Pro Tip: Perfect for sipping during fake enthusiasm, real parties, or pretending you’re calm when you’re very much not. Fill with iced coffee, stay cool, and let the straw do the emotional support work.

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