Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pixel Fleece Blanket (AOP)

Introducing the ultimate cuddle accomplice and excuse-enhancer: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pixel Fleece Blanket. Made of 100% polyester and fluffier than your dog’s guilty conscience after chewing your slippers, this cozy cocoon boasts a vibrant, one-sided print and a gray flannel fleece back that feels like a hug from a cloud. Whether you’re ghosting responsibility on the couch or braving the cold at outdoor events pretending you enjoy nature, this blanket has your back—literally.

Key Features:

• 🧶 100% Polyester – Stronger than your willpower at a dog adoption event.

• 🎨 One-sided Full-Color Print – Your excuse, pixelated into glorious visual perfection.

• 🛋️ Gray Flannel Fleece Back – As soft and comforting as a dog’s flop onto your lap.

• 🪡 Hemmed & Bound Edges – Reinforced to handle dramatic couch rollovers and snack spills.

• 🐾 Two Sizes Available – Because dogs come in all sizes, and so should your excuse blankets.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (alone, like your last date).

• Gentle cycle – just like your favorite TikTok algorithm.

• Tumble dry low, no bleach, no ironing – because who has time for that?

Size Guide:

• 50″ × 60″ – Ideal for solo snuggling or sharing with a suspiciously clingy pug.

• 60″ × 80″ – Perfect for sprawling or pretending you don’t hear the doorbell.

Pro Tip: Wrap yourself in this blanket and tell everyone you’re “recharging your social battery.” Bonus points if there’s an actual dog sitting on you—they’ll never question your priorities again.

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