Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Oregon Sport Bottle
$15.12
This 13.5oz aluminum sport bottle is light, compact, and perfect for staying hydrated while chasing dogs, dodging obligations, or fake-hiking with flair. With a twist-on lid and carabiner clip, it’s basically your emotional support bottle for mildly active adventures and highly avoidant behavior.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : 13.5oz aluminum chaos container, carabiner clip hydration buddy, funny sport water bottle, sarcastic outdoor drinkware, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
Compact, colorful, and always ready for a detour caused by a cute dog, the Oregon Sport Bottle is your hydration sidekick for life on the go. Whether you’re scaling mountains, pretending to jog, or simply trying to survive another day at your desk, this 13.5oz aluminum bottle is light enough to carry and bold enough to say, “I saw a dog and forgot what I was doing.”
With a twist-on lid, 12 vibrant colors to match your mood swings, and a carabiner to clip it onto whatever chaos you’re dragging around, this bottle is made for movement—and dramatic exits.
Key Features:
🥤 13.5oz Capacity – Just enough for hydration or a very dainty meltdown.
🎨 12 Color Options – Because your hydration should match your emotional state.
🧗 Lightweight & Compact – Easy to carry, even when you’re burdened by life and snacks.
🧢 Twist-On, Spill-Resistant Lid – Keeps your drink in and your clumsiness contained.
🧲 Carabiner Included – Clip it to a backpack, belt loop, or your dignity (if you still have any).Care Instructions:
- Hand Wash Only.
- This bottle is low-maintenance but still has boundaries.
- Keep it out of the dishwasher drama.
Size Guide:
🔹 Height: 6.89 in – Short, sassy, and travel-friendly.
🔹 Diameter: 2.56 in – Slim enough to fit in cup holders and emotional support fanny packs.
🔹 Capacity: 13.5oz (400ml) – Just right for a power sip between spontaneous distractions.Pro Tip: Perfect for dog park visits, semi-committed workouts, or casual walks that somehow turn into outdoor therapy. Bonus: attach to a bag and look adventurous—even if you’re just headed to brunch.
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