Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Minky Blanket

Let’s be honest—this blanket isn’t just soft, it’s aggressively soft. Made from 100% polyester so fluffy it could be mistaken for a baby alpaca with a skincare routine, this minky blanket is basically the VIP lounge of comfort. Whether you’re faking a cold to avoid socializing or genuinely chilling on the couch, this is your new emotional support textile. Warning: May cause unintentional naps and spontaneous snuggling.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Durable, fast-drying, and fluffy enough to make clouds jealous.

• One-sided Print – The party’s up top; the reverse side is chill and ready for couch duty.

• Soft & Plush – Like being hugged by a marshmallow that just watched a rom-com.

• Flat Folded Edge – Clean and sleek like your best intentions.

• Vibrant Colors – Loud, proud, and printed to last longer than your New Year’s resolutions.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (your blanket is bougie, not barbaric)

• Tumble dry low – or hang it like laundry art

• Avoid bleach and high heat unless you’re trying to start a DIY science experiment

Size Guide:

(Because size matters. At least when it comes to blanket coverage.)

• 30″ × 40″ – For toddlers, lap warmers, or introverts who don’t share.

• 40″ × 60″ – Perfect for solo snuggles or dramatic movie watching.

• 50″ × 60″ – The “I’m not sharing but I’ll pretend to” size.

Pro Tip: Buy one for yourself, one for your pet, and one for when someone inevitably steals the first two. Sharing may be caring, but not when it comes to THIS level of cozy.

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