Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Matte Banner

Need to make a bold, unapologetic statement on your wall, porch, garage, or in the middle of a farmer’s market? This matte vinyl banner is here for it. Made from heavy-duty 15oz blockout scrim vinyl, it’s weather-resistant, judgement-resistant, and 100% ready to explain your chronic tardiness in full, high-resolution glory.

Designed for both indoor and outdoor use (because your excuses deserve versatility), this banner includes brass grommets every 2-3 feet and four sturdy ropes—so hanging it is easier than getting anywhere on time. Choose from 8 gloriously dramatic sizes in horizontal or vertical formats, depending on how loudly you want to shout your love of dogs and general disregard for punctuality.

Key Features:

🖼 15oz Blockout Scrim Vinyl – Thick, durable, and impervious to both weather and social pressure.
🌧 Indoor & Outdoor Approved – Use it in your living room, backyard, garage, or parade float. We don’t judge.
🔩 Brass Grommets Every 2–3 Feet – For secure hanging and extra flair.
🧵 Trimmed Edges & Matte Finish – Smooth, sleek, and resistant to reflection (unlike you during a deep life spiral).
🌈 Vibrant Full-Color Printing – So your banner screams before you even open your mouth.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with dish soap and warm water.
• Avoid abrasive or ammonium-based products.
• Your banner has standards, unlike your weekend plans.

Size Guide:

Choose from 8 sizes in horizontal or vertical formats, from subtle porch vibes to full wall “this is my entire personality now” energy:

• 48″ x 24″ – Cute, compact, still sass-filled.

• 72″ x 36″ / 96″ x 36″ – Mid-size drama with major impact.

• 96″ x 60″ – Large enough to block your neighbors’ judgment and most small vehicles.

Pro Tip: Perfect for decorating entryways, party spaces, patios, awkwardly blank fences, or emotionally empty garages. Hang it high, hang it proud, and let the dogs (and excuses) do the talking.

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