Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Maker Sip Tumbler 20oz
$34.60
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is your sassy little sidekick for surviving life one dramatic sip at a time. Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours, hot for 12, and your chaos stylish all day long. With a sleek slim design, gasket lid, and matching straw, it’s perfect for staying hydrated while avoiding your responsibilities—and chasing every dog you see.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : 20oz stainless steel chaos cup, funny sip tumbler, sarcastic travel tumbler, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog, stylish hydration drama
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler isn’t just a vessel—it’s a lifestyle choice. Slim, stylish, and built to keep your drinks colder than your soul during Monday meetings (or hotter than your last bad decision), the Maker Sip Tumbler is your go-to sidekick for every caffeine-fueled, dog-distracted adventure.
Crafted from double-wall food-grade stainless steel with a powder-coated matte finish smoother than your avoidance tactics, it features a non-tapered design that won’t topple like your sense of control. A gasket lid ensures smooth sipping and zero splash drama, while the matching straw says, “Yes, I hydrate—occasionally—with flair.”
Key Features:
🧊 Keeps Drinks Cold for 24 Hours – Great for iced coffee, soda, or anything you drink while questioning your life choices.
🔥 Keeps Drinks Hot for 12 Hours – Perfect for tea, coffee, or boiling rage.
🥤 Gasket Lid with Matching Straw – For smoother sips and fewer social slip-ups.
🎯 Non-Tapered, Slim Design – Elegant enough to fool people into thinking you’re organized.
🎨 Powder-Coated Matte Finish – Feels as soft as your resolve to be productive.
💅 Vibrant Colors – So bright, it’ll outshine your will to respond to emails.
🚫 Non-Toxic & BPA-Free – Because you’re already full of enough toxic energy.Care Instructions:
🧼 Hand Wash Only: Scrub with the same gentle intensity you use to silently judge strangers at the dog park.
Size Guide:
🔹 20oz Capacity – A solid medium: not overcommitted, but definitely overcaffeinated.
🔹 Slim, Non-Tapered Shape – Fits in your hand, bag, and existential crisis.
🔹 Height & Width – Unofficially approved for cup holders and chaotic mornings.Pro Tip: Use this tumbler to stay hydrated while pretending to be emotionally stable. It’s perfect for long walks, fake meetings, or dramatic car singing sessions between dog sightings. Extra style points for matching your straw to your mood.
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