Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Light Cube Lamp

Let your room glow with just the right amount of cozy chaos using the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Light Cube Lamp. Whether you’re reading, relaxing, or simply avoiding responsibility, this cube of charming ambiance is the perfect excuse for dimly lit procrastination. Available in two sizes for your varying levels of moodiness, and equipped with either a Standard “plug-me-in-I-have-commitments” cord or a Pendant “I’m artsy and I know it” cord.

Bonus: No dog required to activate—just a light bulb and questionable life choices.

Key Features:

• Lightweight & Luminous – Made from 210μ polyester film that’s so light, even your excuses won’t feel heavy.

• Two Cord Styles – Choose between “Plugged into reality” or “Suspended in denial.”

• Two Sizes – Because not all moods (or room sizes) are created equal.

• Crisp Prints – Your design will shine brighter than your GPA ever did.

• Glows Better Than Your Ex – Sorry, but someone had to say it.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.
• Unplug when not in use—yes, that includes while assembling.
• And please don’t use this lamp as a chew toy (looking at you, dogs).

Size Guide:

• Small (7.7″ x 7.6″) – Perfect for intimate corners, late-night journaling, or judging people from across the room.

• Large (11.7″ x 11.5″) – Ideal for full-blown self-reflection or dramatic lighting during snack breaks.

• Cord Length (Both Sizes): 70.87 inches – Long enough to reach your nearest existential crisis.

Pro Tip: Pair with a dog-shaped shadow puppet show for full dramatic effect. Or just stare into the soft glow while contemplating whether that bark you heard was real… or emotional.

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