Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Jumbo Mug 20oz
$15.42
This 20oz jumbo mug holds enough coffee to power your excuses, your day, and maybe a small village. Glossy, bold, and brutally honest—it’s the perfect companion for anyone running late with a latte and a dog story.
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : dog excuse drinkware, funny jumbo coffee mug, Late but caffeinated, oversized caffeine container, unapologetically large mug
You know what they say—go big or go nap. For those who wake up thinking “I need enough coffee to scare small animals,” this 20oz ceramic beast of a mug is here to answer the call. Whether you’re sipping coffee, hot cocoa, or your third round of caffeine-fueled excuses, this jumbo mug says, “Yes, I’m late again—and yes, it was absolutely because I saw a dog.” With a glossy white finish, extra-roomy capacity, and a C-shaped handle that screams “hold me like you mean it,” this mug is your loyal sidekick in large-volume beverage survival.
🔑 Key Features:
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20oz Capacity – Because standard mugs are for people with self-control.
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Durable White Ceramic – Built to last longer than your will to attend Monday meetings.
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Glossy Finish with ORCA Coating – Vivid colors and print clarity so sharp, your excuses will be visible from across the room.
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C-Shaped Easy-Grip Handle – Ergonomic enough for sleepy hands, dramatic morning declarations, and exaggerated sips.
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Microwave-Safe – Warm up your drink and your sense of purpose (eventually).
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Dishwasher-Safe – For when you’re too emotionally drained to wash it by hand (so… always).
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ORCA Logo on the Bottom – A tiny reminder that this mug takes itself seriously, even if you don’t.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe for your convenience.
- But hey, if you want to hand wash it while having a deep, existential chat with your sponge, we support you.
- Just remember: soap first, overthinking second.
📏 Size Guide:
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20oz Capacity – Enough space to caffeinate you through dog distractions, minor crises, and morning meetings that should’ve been emails.
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Height & Width – Big, bold, and beautiful—just like your plans to be on time someday.
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Handle Width – Easy to grip even when you’re half-awake and full of excuses.
💡 Pro Tip: Use this mug to signal that you mean business (or at least, mean caffeine). Ideal for dog lovers, coffee addicts, and anyone who needs an emotional support beverage container. Bonus: it doubles as a weapon in case of spontaneous small talk before 9 AM.
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20oz Height, in 4.49 Diameter, in 3.90 Width with handle, in 5.91 -