Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Insulated Tumbler 30oz

Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, lukewarm life choices, or 30oz of pure survival juice, this stainless steel tumbler is here for it. Crafted for the easily distracted and always-late, this double-wall insulated lifesaver keeps your drinks cold, hot, or perfectly indifferent for hours on end.

The 30oz size means fewer refills and more time to chase dogs, dodge obligations, and pretend your drink is the only thing holding you together. Its slimmed-down base fits most standard cup holders—because unlike your schedule, some things should be predictable.

Key Features:

🧊 Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks hot, cold, and your emotions trapped inside—right where they belong.
🖤 100% Stainless Steel – Rust-proof, durable, and tougher than the group chat at 2am.
💧 Clear Lid Included – Peek in at your beverage and all the life choices you’ve made.
🚗 Cup Holder Friendly Base – Fits most cup holders so you can hydrate while pretending to be punctual.
🎨 Powder-Coated Finish – Smooth, matte, and definitely cooler than you feel at 8am.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Show it the love you save for baristas and emotional support dogs. No dishwashers, no drama.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 7.87 in – Just tall enough to assert dominance in the drinkware drawer.
🔹 Diameter: 3.94 in – Sturdy and not afraid to take up space.
🔹 Capacity: 30oz – That’s enough liquid to fuel you through emails, errands, and existential dread.

Pro Tip: Perfect for staying hydrated during fake productivity, real dog sightings, or mid-day existential spirals. Pro tip: Fill it, seal it, and look extremely put-together while actually falling apart—just like the rest of us.

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