Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hand Towel
$11.50
Always late? Blame the dog—and dry your hands with dignity. This hand towel is the ultimate bathroom accessory for dog lovers who prioritize pets over punctuality. Soft, absorbent, and dripping with canine charisma (not water), it’s your new excuse for everything.
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : dog humor gifts, funny bathroom decor, late because dog, novelty hand towel, sorry I’m late towel
Why dry your hands on something boring when you could be making a statement about your dog-obsessed priorities? This hand towel is soft, stylish, and screams, “Yes, I pet dogs with these hands—and now they’re dry.” Perfect for bathrooms, guest powder rooms, or wherever you want to subtly (or loudly) proclaim your canine distractions.
Key Features:
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Soft to Touch: Like petting a freshly-groomed golden retriever. Almost.
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Vibrant Colors: The print stays bright and bold—even if your attention span doesn’t.
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Absorbent Material: Soaks up water, excuses, and possibly your tears from leaving a dog park.
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Poly-Cotton Blend (52% polyester, 48% cotton): Durable, reliable, and less likely to chew your slippers.
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One-Sided Print: The side that says “I have impeccable towel taste.”
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.
- Do not bleach (it’s not into that).
- Tumble dry low like a chill corgi.
- No ironing or dry cleaning—this towel is low-maintenance, unlike your dog’s dietary needs.
Size Guide:
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16″ × 28″ – Large enough for drying your hands, small enough not to double as a beach towel.
Pro Tip: Leave one in the guest bathroom and let your friends question your lifestyle priorities every time they dry off. Bonus: dog hair not included (yet).
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28″ × 16″ Length, in 16.00 Height, in 28.00 -