Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Golf Towels

Because every golf game needs a little drama—and a lot of dog excuses. This 16″ × 24″ microfiber golf towel is perfect for wiping off clubs, balls, and the overwhelming shame of missing that easy putt because, well… you saw a dog. Made with a soft yet tough polyester-polyamide blend, it’s absorbent, stylish, and ready to cling to your golf bag with its fancy gold grommet and ring like it’s part of the tour. Bonus: it looks like you know what you’re doing, even if you’re just there for the cart snacks.

🔑 Key Features:

• 80% Polyester, 20% Polyamide Microfiber – Soft, strong, and far more dependable than your swing.

• One-Sided Print – Featuring your favorite dog-fueled excuse in full, glorious detail.

• Gold Grommet & Ring – Because your towel deserves some bling, even if your scorecard doesn’t.

• Highly Absorbent – Wipes away dirt, moisture, and that one tear from your double bogey.

• Versatile Functionality – Great for golf, the gym, the beach, or dramatically tossing over your shoulder.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash separately in cold water (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle.
• Pro tip: Don’t iron it. This towel is hot enough as it is.

📏 Size Guide:

• 16″ × 24″ – Just the right size to wave in surrender or dry off after chasing a squirrel instead of your golf ball.

💡 Pro Tip: Attach it to your golf bag and instantly raise your credibility (or at least your comedy value). Great for gifting to golfers who show up late, leave early, and blame everything on adorable golden retrievers spotted near the 9th hole.

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