Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Glass Mug 10oz
$18.58
Clear, classy, and caffeine-ready—this 10oz glass mug lets everyone see your drink and your poor time management choices. Heat-resistant, stylish, and absolutely not microwave-safe (unless you enjoy sparks with your espresso).
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : caffeine with a clear conscience, dog excuse drinkware, funny glass coffee mug, stylish but late, transparent mug life
This isn’t just a glass mug—it’s a transparent confession. A sleek, 10oz vessel for your favorite hot (or iced) excuse to ignore responsibilities and sip slowly while thinking about that Golden Retriever you met once and still talk about like an old flame. Made from durable, heat-resistant glass, this mug lets you enjoy your drink and admire it like the main character you were born to be. Plus, it’s elegant enough to say “I’m sophisticated,” while still holding a beverage brewed out of chaos.
🔑 Key Features:
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Clear Glass Construction – Because your latte deserves the spotlight. Also, it’s fun to watch coffee swirl while you pretend to be productive.
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10oz Capacity – Just enough fuel for light errands, dramatic storytelling, or scrolling dog videos for 2.5 hours.
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C-Shaped Handle – Ergonomically designed to keep your caffeine securely in your hand, not on your lap.
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Heat-Resistant Glass – Keeps your drink toasty and your fingers uncrispy.
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Do Not Microwave – Unless you’re trying to bring fireworks into your morning routine.
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Sourced from China – Like many great mugs and questionable Amazon purchases.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe, or if you’re feeling fancy, give it a loving hand wash while whispering sweet nothings to your espresso.
- But seriously: no microwaves allowed, unless you’re auditioning for a TikTok fail compilation.
📏 Size Guide:
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10oz Capacity – Ideal for morning brews, afternoon pick-me-ups, or midnight existential crisis cocoa.
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Elegant Shape – Perfectly clear to highlight your drink (and your rapidly disappearing willpower).
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Comfy Handle – Designed to accommodate caffeine-deprived grips of all kinds.
💡 Pro Tip: Use this mug when you want to look calm and collected, even if you’re three sips away from sending an email that starts with “per my last message.” Also pairs well with messy buns, passive-aggressive energy, and anything involving dogs. Bonus points if your beverage is as transparent as your lack of punctuality.
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10oz Height, in 3.75 Diameter, in 3.13 Diameter (with handle), in 4.13 -