Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Glass Candle 11oz

Set the mood for dog-spotting, deep avoidance, or a dramatic exit with this 11oz soy wax candle. Made from 100% natural soy wax and featuring a cotton wick, this candle burns clean, bright, and slightly better than your motivation. With up to 70 hours of burn time, it’ll outlast your attention span, your to-do list, and probably your latest “self-care” phase.

Choose from five aromatic scents (or go scent-free, if you’re emotionally neutral), all housed in a frosted or clear glass jar that’s way too cute to toss. Bonus: once the candle’s gone, the jar lives on—as a plant pot, paperclip prison, or emergency snack holder. Crafted in the USA from globally sourced parts, and designed for maximum cozy with minimum chaos.

Key Features:

🕯 Eco-Friendly Soy Wax – No toxins, parabens, or existential guilt—just clean, plant-based peace.
🧼 Reusable Glass Jar – Stylish enough to reuse, even if you never finish a DIY project.
🌬 55–70 Hour Burn Time – That’s about three emotional breakdowns and one long weekend.
🌎 Globally Sourced, USA Assembled – Like your snack drawer, a bit of everything from everywhere.
💨 Frosted or Clear Glass Options – Because your candle should match your vibe and your décor.
🔥 Meets ASTM Safety Standards – Safe to burn while you question all your life choices—just not near curtains.

Care Instructions:

• Burn within sight. (That means don’t wander off halfway through your self-care moment.)

• Keep away from things that love to catch fire: curtains, pets, and bad decisions.

• Keep out of reach of children and emotionally unstable roommates.

• Let cool before you repurpose as an impulse-buy trinket holder.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 3.17 in – Cute, compact, and surprisingly powerful.
🔹 Diameter: 3.56 in – Chonky enough for real ambiance, small enough for real shelves.
🔹 Capacity: 11oz – Just enough wax to light the mood and your overly dramatic side.

Pro Tip: Light this candle when you need calm, a cozy backdrop for avoiding plans, or just something that smells better than your inbox. Makes an excellent gift, especially for friends who are always late—but at least they smell good when they arrive.

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