Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Garden & House Banner

Wave your priorities proudly—mainly dogs—with this eye-catching garden and house banner. Made from lightweight yet absurdly durable poly poplin-canvas, this flag is perfect for announcing to the world (or at least your neighbors) that you’re not late—you’re just deeply committed to greeting every dog within a 3-mile radius.

Available in two sizes, it features your custom design printed on both sides (because your yard deserves double the sass). It’s got a sleeve at the top for easy hanging—just BYOP (bring your own pole). With vibrant colors, a sleek black lining, and fabric tough enough to survive seasonal indecision, this banner turns any lawn into a statement piece with personality and paw-sitivity.

Key Features:

🎨 Double-Sided Print – Same design on both sides so your excuses are visible from every angle.
🖤 Black Inside Lining – For a premium, professional finish that says, “Yes, I decorate with intent.”
📏 Two Size Options – Choose from “Cute Accent” or “Full-On Flagpole Fabulous.”
🧵 Poly Poplin-Canvas Fabric – Lightweight, weather-ish resistant, and ready for porch drama.
🔩 Top Sleeve Included – Just slide it on a pole or stand (not included—because mystery builds character).

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth.
• This banner is low maintenance.
• Like your dream partner, but actually exists.

Size Guide:

🔹 12″ × 18″ – Small, bold, and perfect for your front yard, garden, or aggressively curated balcony.
🔹 24.5″ × 32″ – Large, proud, and practically screaming “THIS IS A DOG-FRIENDLY HOME.”

Pro Tip: Use it to add instant charm to your porch, confuse your mail carrier, or signal to every passing pup that belly rubs are available here. Pair with a welcome mat that reads “Wipe your paws, not your personality.”

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