Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Frosted Glass Beer Mug
$25.63
This 16oz frosted glass mug is perfect for sipping your drink and your excuses with equal elegance. Microwaveable, dishwasher-safe, and ready to clink in honor of that adorable dog that made you forget time existed.
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : chilled chaos vessel, dog excuse drinkware, funny frosted beer mug, glass mug of glorious distraction, stylishly late sipper
For those who like their drinks cold and their excuses crystal clear (or in this case, frosted). This 16oz frosted glass beer mug is the perfect companion for sipping in style while avoiding explanations for your chronic dog-related tardiness. Sleek, aesthetic, and just transparent enough to keep people guessing, it’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-ready, and ideal for everything from IPA to “I just needed an emotional support beverage.”
🔑 Key Features:
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16oz Capacity – Big enough to hold your favorite brew and your need to talk about that Labradoodle you saw earlier.
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Frosted Glass Finish – Classy, cool, and mysterious—like you pretending you didn’t stop to pet a stranger’s pug.
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Full Wraparound Print – Vibrant, crisp colors printed on the mug equivalent of an Instagram filter.
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Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – A rare combo: stylish and functional (unlike your time management).
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Sturdy Yet Sophisticated – Strong enough to survive toast-worthy moments and clumsy hand gestures.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe, or hand wash if you’re feeling meditative about your decisions.
- No judgments—just suds and sass.
📏 Size Guide:
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16oz Capacity – Great for beer, mocktails, iced coffee, or whatever helps you survive surprise social interactions.
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Height: 5.98″ – Tall enough to make a statement.
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Diameter: 3.19″ – Perfectly palm-sized for celebratory toasts and long-winded apologies.
💡 Pro Tip: This frosted glass mug is best enjoyed outdoors, indoors, or while hiding from responsibilities. Fill it with your beverage of choice and lift it high every time someone asks, “Why are you late again?” Bonus points if you pause dramatically and whisper, “I saw a dog.”
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16oz Height, in 5.98 Diameter, in 3.19 -
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