Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fleece Sherpa Blanket
$35.00 – $45.55
“Wrap yourself in cozy chaos with the ‘Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog’ Sherpa Fleece Blanket — the only socially acceptable way to flake on plans while pretending you were overcome by canine cuteness. It’s soft, it’s snuggly, and it fully supports your lifestyle of procrastination and pet appreciation. Warning: May cause sudden naps and an inflated sense of blanket superiority.”
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : canine cuddle gear, cozy excuses, dog lover gifts, funny sherpa blanket, novelty home decor
Wrap yourself in an alibi and unmatched coziness with the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Sherpa Fleece Blanket. Whether you’re avoiding responsibilities, ghosts of deadlines past, or just genuinely enchanted by every tail-wagging fluffball on the street, this blanket gets you. One side boasts your favorite excuse in vibrant, judgment-proof print. The other side? A sherpa texture softer than a retriever’s dreams. It’s the blanket equivalent of canceling plans, but politely.
Key Features:
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🐶 100% Polyester Fleece – Strong, durable, and capable of surviving even the most dramatic binge-watching marathons.
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🎨 One-Sided Print – Because your excuses should always be front and center.
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✂️ Hemmed Edges – Sewn tighter than your schedule before you saw that dog.
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☁️ Thick & Soft Texture – Like hugging a corgi made of marshmallows.
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🌈 Vibrant Colors – Designed to pop, even when you’re emotionally unavailable.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on a gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low or let it air dry like a drama queen.
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this blanket is already high-maintenance enough.
Size Guide:
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50″ × 60″ – Ideal for solo snuggling, dramatic sighs, or ghosting texts.
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60″ × 80″ – Roomy enough for you, your dog, and the emotional baggage you’re ignoring.
Thickness: 0.39 inches of pure “do not disturb” energy.
Pro Tip: Pair with tea, bad decisions, and a totally reasonable fear of going outside. Also makes an excellent gift for people who own five throw blankets but only one life plan.
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50″ × 60″ 60″ × 80″ Width, in 50.00 60.00 Length, in 60.00 80.00 Thickness, in 0.39 0.39 -
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