Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fabric (Spun Polyester)
$3.45 – $91.95
Need fabric that’s as bold as your excuses and tougher than your last attempt at DIY curtains? This spun polyester wonder is strong, versatile, and ready to turn your questionable crafting decisions into questionable fashion statements. Order by the yard, blame the dog later. 🧵🐾
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : dog inspired textile, funny sewing fabric, polyester by the yard, sarcastic crafting supply, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
Create your next dog-inspired masterpiece with this spun polyester fabric, perfect for DIY dreams and impulsive sewing sprees. Whether you’re making couch cushions, a new wardrobe, or a cape to dramatically twirl in when you’re late (again), this fabric has your back. Strong, versatile, and unapologetically polyester—just like your personality.
Sold by the yard and ready to transform your creative chaos into something almost on time.
Key Features:
🧵 100% Spun Polyester – Stretch-resistant, shrink-proof, and fully prepared to endure your Pinterest fails.
🎨 Multiple Sizes Available – From humble swatches to full-blown fabric feasts.
💪 Tough Yet Touchable – Polyester that resists chemicals, shrinking, and your dog’s muddy paws (probably).
🪡 Perfect for Apparel or Home Decor – Fashion, furniture, or pet couture—you decide how ambitious you’re feeling.
🛒 Order Up to 5 Continuous Yards – Enough to wrap yourself in dog excuses with no visible seams.Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Gentle cycle, mild detergent (just like your attitude).
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
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Tumble dry low—no drama, no shrinkage.
Size Guide:
🧵 9″ × 9″ – A commitment-free sample size for testing… or crafting a very fashionable hamster outfit.
🧵 29″ × 18″ – Just enough for small projects, decorative patches, or an emotional support potholder.
🧵 60″ × 36″ – A full yard of polyester perfection—ready for anything from pillows to pet bandanas.
🧵 60″ × 108″ – Ideal for ambitious crafters and curtain-level dreams. Warning: may inspire sudden confidence.
🧵 60″ × 180″ – For when your project turns into a personality. Make outfits, blankets, or your next life decision.
Pro Tip: Pair this with your best scissors, your worst time management, and your favorite excuse. It won’t sew itself—but it might just make your lateness look like a creative decision. 🐾✂️
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