Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Doormat

Finally, a doormat that speaks fluent “Sorry I’m late.” This 24″ × 16″ coir doormat is the perfect front-door confession for all your canine-related tardiness. Crafted from Grade A tufted coconut coir fiber (aka nature’s way of saying “wipe your paws”), this outdoor-friendly mat is designed to endure muddy shoes, rogue paws, and judgmental guests. With a slip-resistant vinyl backing and an attitude that says “I was doing something important… like petting a dog,” this mat welcomes people and excuses alike.

🔑 Key Features:

• Grade A Coconut Coir Fiber – Tough on dirt, soft on judgment. Eco-friendly and fabulous.

• Black Vinyl Anti-Slip Backing – Keeps the mat (and your guests) in place, even when you can’t be.

• Perfect 24″ × 16″ Size – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit just about anywhere—like your conscience.

• Mainly for Outdoor Use – Think porches, patios, or wherever your pets pretend to guard the house.

• Assembled in the USA – Globally sourced parts, locally served sarcasm.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Place in a covered area (overhangs, awnings, or your dog’s shadow).
• Expect some initial shedding—like your patience.
• Shake occasionally to remove loose fibers or dislodge stuck opinions.

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 24.02 in

• Height: 15.98 in

• Thickness: 0.59 in

Perfect for feet, paws, and unexpected life commentary.

💡 Pro Tip: Place this doormat at your front door to let visitors know they’re entering a judgment-free (but not dog-free) zone. Bonus points if your dog greets them while you’re still explaining why you’re late again.

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