Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Crushed Velvet Blanket

This blanket doesn’t just say, “I like dogs”—it yells it from the softest, most fabulous mountaintop of comfort. Whether you’re curled up on the couch pretending to watch a documentary but actually rewatching dog TikToks, or hosting a Netflix-and-nap marathon, this crushed velvet beauty is your plush ticket to cozy stardom. It’s soft, it shines, and it might just be more luxurious than your entire wardrobe. No judgment.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Strong, durable, and sassily soft. It doesn’t wrinkle under pressure—unlike some of us.

• Hemmed Edges – Professionally stitched to ensure it survives your fifth rewatch of that heartwarming dog rescue video.

• Vibrant Colors – Designs printed so brightly they practically bark for attention.

• Soft and Fluffy – If clouds and unicorns had a baby, this is what it would feel like.

• Shiny Finish – Velvet so shiny it makes your dog’s wet nose jealous.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash separately in cold water (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low, avoid bleach, don’t iron, and definitely no dry cleaning—this diva prefers a spa day, not a chemical peel.

Size Guide:

Because size matters when you’re cuddling.

• 50″ × 60″ (127cm × 152.4cm) – Just right for burrito-ing yourself into a human-canine cuddle cocoon.

Pro Tip: Pairs best with a sleepy dog, a hot drink, and absolutely zero responsibilities. Warning: may cause spontaneous naps and sudden feelings of joy.

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